I IDENTIFY AS A RIVIAN Magnet/Sticker

 I IDENTIFY AS A RIVIAN

Is your car purchase haunting your dreams?

Presenting the most affordable vehicle upgrade for  owners with buyer's remorse!

Did you jump on the bandwagon only to find yourself longing for the road less traveled? This premium sticker/magnet lets the world know what your heart truly desires while your bank account recovers.

Perfect for:
• People who accidentally joined a cult and flinch every time he tweets
• Drivers tired of explaining that no, their car doesn't actually drive itself
• People who know what “within spec” is just an excuse not to fix the car

Disclaimer: Will not convert your vehicle into a Rivian, fix phantom braking, or protect against spontaneous price drops.